Sun 19 Aug 2007
Wall Eyed Makerel
Posted by Michael Beck under Police, Humor
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So the last few months have been pretty interesting. It’s been almost 3 months now. Not quite. I’m on my last phase of FTO as of tomorrow. I go to morning watch (9pm - 7am) and complete the final phase there. And that’s the shift I’ll be on after FTO.
I’ve learned a lot in the last month on evening watch. Mostly how to handle problems without so much report writing. And a lot of social skills on interacting with my fellow officers. Believe it or not, that’s the hardest thing to learn. Cops are a strange breed. It really takes some getting used to. Very abrasive personalities. But the last few weeks took a good turn. Earned some respect from some of the guys on my shift. Did some things that impressed them (I was told through the grapevine) and made a few good cut down jokes that earned me some respect (yes insulting each other gets you further than trying to be nice, if you’re creative and funny).
So now about the picture to the left. I get a call last Thursday night. It’s a "insane person" signal. The radio traffic went something like this (I am changing our codes into ?? since I don’t need our dept codes publicized) …


So today was quite slow. Had to deal with a lot of crazy people today (I mean that in a literal sense too). Took a few trips to the mental hospital. And at one point the
Well my second full week is over. I’ve now put in two full weeksand two days (they wanted me to start on the first day of a pay period). It’s been an adventure for sure.

So yesterday I had my psych test at "Hellotown". The test was the usual 400 or so statements of "Sometimes I want to scream" or "I often feel down" and you pick "Strongly Agree" or "Somewhat agree" or whatever. After that there was a test where you had to figure out patterns and then pick what would come next in the pattern. I finished the tests rather quickly. There was another applicant in there with me, I think he was on test #2 as I finished the final and 4th test.


